Goddammit marc! You tell me this now?
You should come with a disclaimer:
MY GIRLFRIEND HAS BEEN PASHED BY PETE DOUGHERTY. READING THIS FORFEITS YOUR RIGHT TO SUE ME. YOU MAY NOW HAVE HEPATITIS.

Sorry to dwell on our mate Pete, but something strange happened when I reviewed Hutcho’s Babyshambles post from way back. The picture he used stirred my grey matter and got the synapses firing. I recognised this guy! and then it hit me…
Pete Dougherty is masquerading as a junkie rocker in an attempt to escape his shady past as ‘The Child Catcher’ from the small European country of Vulgaria. His exploits were well documented in the film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, however it remains to be proven what actually became of the many children he caught…. Now I don’t want to be presumptuous, but he must have had a very good reason to leave a highly paid government job where he was on personal terms with the ruler Baron Bomburst. Hmmmm… make up your own minds.